co-ver:

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?""That I live on the West Coast, and my mom lives here on her own. I’m here on business, so I just got to visit her. My friend calls these ‘lightbulb trips.’ When you visit your older parent after not seeing them for awhile, and there’s something simple they need you to do, like a burned out lightbulb that they need you to reach, and you realize that if you hadn’t come, they’d have been sitting in the dark."

humansofnewyork:

"What do you feel most guilty about?"
"That I live on the West Coast, and my mom lives here on her own. I’m here on business, so I just got to visit her. My friend calls these ‘lightbulb trips.’ When you visit your older parent after not seeing them for awhile, and there’s something simple they need you to do, like a burned out lightbulb that they need you to reach, and you realize that if you hadn’t come, they’d have been sitting in the dark."

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

mysharona1987:

Some of the funniest book dedications ever.

exoticlush:

Using this for the rest of my life

exoticlush:

Using this for the rest of my life

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